Anyway, I noticed Kenzie staring at my big pregnant body. She then kindly said to me, "Mom, you look like Ursula...on the the Little Mermaid."
oh could I hear anything more uplifting...at such a big and awkward time in my life?
It gets worse...
Kenzie then continued to say, "like when Ursula shakes her boobs and says "body language!!!!"
"what on earth?"
The clip from the movie instantly came to my mind. Obese Ursula singing "Poor Unfortunate Souls" Her words, "You'll have your looks, your pretty face, and never underestimate the power of BODY LANGUAGE!" And then Ursula goes about to turn around and shake her overly enormous booty for us all to enjoy. Earlier in the song she flatters us with jiggling her breasts center screen until all we see is her cleavage.
ok Disney, seriously?
I will admit that Ursula is one of my most favorite Disney characters. She is so fun to quote on a normal basis- but not so fun when I actually look like her- in the eyes of a 4 year old anyway.
For those who don't see me often and wonder how "cute" I look at almost 8 months pregnant- here is a video to give you a heads up of what you're not missing.
4 comments:
children are so honest, aren't they? at least you are pregnant. Logan asked me a week or so ago if we were having another baby. I asked him if he thought we should. He said, "I don't know, but your tummy is bigger so I thought we were having another baby."
Ch-ching.
i look bigger than you after a hefty lunch - i think u look great - plus if you can't eat a little more and gain a little extra when you are PG when can you? i say indulge and don't forget you are eating for two! There has to be a perk during those long 9 months, I say its ice cream :)
hahahaha Oh out of the mouths of babes! Gotta love it!
I feel bad laughing at this, but it really did amuse me. I think you look great and I love Ursula!
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