ok so I woke up this morning to find a man's "anatomy" drawn ever so nicely on my front porch.
Blue sidewalk chalk,- big, bright blue, detailed- not missing a thing, the whole deal- the whole "stimulus" package. It was definitely "stimulated."
"Look Chay! Look Chay!" I was really mad and disgusted. "Look what some sicko drew on our porch!..I'm calling the police"
I did. They came out and took pictures. Asked questions like:
"Are you in any fights with neighbors?" no, our neighbors love us!
"Any teenagers?" no
"New to the neighborhood?" no
"prank calls?" no
"Any recent activity done outside the home that caused commotion?" Um...we planted fruit trees yesterday???...oh and Chay jack hammered cement in the backyard...you're not saying it could be the jack hammer that made someone want to draw a man's "specials" on my porch...
So yes...what a wonderful Sunday surprise...makes for a good story anyway.